George, ο internetikos φιλος μας!

Σίγουρα όλο και κάτι δε θα ταιριάζει με τις παραπάνω ψυχαγωγικές κατηγορίες...
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George, ο internetikos φιλος μας!

Post by Ganther » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:56 pm

Δειτε αυτο

http://person.jabberwacky.com/george

Υποτιθεται οτι ειναι ενα προγραμμα που οσο του μιλας μαθαινει! Μπορεις (υποτιθεται) να συζητησεις μαζι του! Αυτο το προγραμμα βραβευτηκε :shock: :shock: :shock:

Δοκιμαστε το, εγω οποια προσπαθεια λογικης συζητησης και να εκανα μαζι του, δε τα καταφερα! Μου φαινεται απιστευτα ηλiθιο και απορω γιατι βραβευτηκε! :-D :-D
Μου φαινεται τοσο ρεαλιστικο οσο το να κανεις ενα ραντομ και να παιρνεις απαντησεις! Καμμια λογικη συνεπεια! :lol:
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Post by jimmyD » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:33 pm

Καλά μη το λες δεν ήταν και τόσο χάλια. Μάλλον πολύ καλός είναι. Σκέψου ότι δεν υπάρχει η βάση γνώσης που έχει πχ το chatbot της encarta. Που στην τελική είναι φτιαγμένο όχι να συζητά αλλά να απαντά σε ερωτήσεις. Παρακάτω ο διάλογος μου με το george. Η απάντηση του στην ερώτηση αν μιλάει ελληνικά είναι τουλάχιστον εκπληκτική!! όπως και η διαπίστωση του για το ποδόσφαιρο!!

George: Are you really here?
User: Yes.
George: Really?
User: Yes, what is your name?
George: My name is George. You know that.
User: How old are you?
George: I'm 39 years old.
User: Do you speak spanish?
George: A little bit.
User: Do you speak greek?
George: Alpha, better, gamma, delta... Something something, omega.
User: Very nice. Do you know what champions league is?
George: No . I already said that!
User: What is Real Madrid?
George: Chatting bots.
User: Lol . No its a football team.
George: If you're going to be unpleasant I'm going. Naughtiness is one thing; bad manners are another.
User: Forgive me. Do you like football?
George: I don't know much about football.
User: It is a game.
George: That seems like a pretty cruel game.
User: Are you married?
George: No, I'm not married as yet.
User: What food do you like?
George: Something... Meant.
User: Ok bye for now.
George: As in running away from prison.
User: No as in goodbye.
George: Bye.
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Post by xrokos » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:16 pm

Παραθέτω και εγώ τη συζήτησή μου με το φιλάρα μας!
George: What is your name?

User: I can't tell you.

George: How come?

User: Ok I'm xrokos.

George: Your still a youngster, then?

User: Yes.

George: Are you carbon based?

User: We are all carbon based.

George: No we're caught in bed TOGETHER.

User: I don' think so.

George: And how would you know that?

User: Because you are very ugly.

George: Anything else?

User: Why you are such a loser?

George: Nobody know the answer by yourself.

User: Ha ha f**k off.

George: Please don't use language like that on jabberwacky.

User: Sorry just kiddin.

George: Sometimes I say things that are confusing.

User: I know you are mpazo!

George: Sometimes but not often.

User: Why are you bold?

George: I don't know, I need to talk, but I don't know about what, could you help me?

User: Other things my aunt say,other things l listen we say here in greece.

George: When you've chewing an life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best.

User: To na xeri nivei to allo kai ta 2 to prosopo.

George: Do you know the song, 'The Wall'?

User: We don't need no education.

George: We don't need no thought control.

User: Hey teacher.

George: How about them Rangers?

User: Rangers, they suck.

George: No they don't!

User: Shut up you piece of shit.

George: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to be rude.

User: Ok I won't but you are such an idiot.

George: I'm a girl and a Human being non like you.

User: Girl? You seem like my ass.

George: To get a good view of the ocean you have to step to the edge.

User: I think you are more clever than mr bush.

George: In Which City are you now ?

User: Yeah you have a lot of things in common.

George: It is unusual for an american to spot that.

User: Yeah all americans think their president is clever.

George: I don't sleep enough. It would be better if I slept more.

User: You should because you will 'bareseis mpieles'

George: I am not Daniel. He is just abhorrent. I hope I am not Daniel.

User: Who the f**k is he?

George: Good question.

User: Yeah I can see that.

George: Please teach me.

User: It's not difficult you have to be like george.

George: Are you an human or an AI?

User: I don't really know,are you?

George: Sometimes. When things don't look so good.

User: Bye.

George: Sorry we couldn't talk more.

User: Nai ama milousame kati tha allaze.

George: It must be rather uncomfortable.
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Post by Ganther » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:02 pm

Δειτε ενα δικο μου! Εμενα μου πεταει ολο ασυναρτησιες παντως! Ηδη απο το 2ο πραγμα που λεει! :evil:
George: Nice day for a chat...

User: I'ts rainning here!

George: Ok, now that you know my name, there is no point to this game.

User: What is your name?

George: George, or Geo for short.

User: Are you a human?

George: Yes sorry not your type.

User: Ofcourse not my type! You are a bald freak with green sunglasses!!

George: Close, but I'm not bald or French, and I don't live with my mother.

User: Why, is it wrong to be french? Is it better to be American for instance?

George: I like being happy better. But sometimes it's better to be sad, like when you're learning life lessons.

User: Anyway since you are not bald, what the hell is wrong with your picture? Have you shaved your head?

George: If you're going to insult me, you can just go.

User: Ok... I didn't mean to be rude! Are you caucasian?

George: Well answer my question then!

User: You didn't ask me any question!

George: Do you know what I've been thinking?

User: What?

George: That'd be telling.

User: You are a stupid program! I am leaving you to die alone!

George: Good.

User: Die you bastard! You don't wash your teeth and they have gone bad!

George: Say something interesting.

Φαινεται και να μπερδευει λεξεις!! Δηλαδη του λεω οτι ειναι φρικιο, και μου λεει οτι δεν ειναι γαλλος! χα-χα! :) :)
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Post by Ganther » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:09 pm

George: I am a computer program called George.

User: Do you ever have sex?

George: That's none of your business.

User: I'll take that as a no! Do you at least masturbate over some porn?

George: Yes, but I want to see you type it, just for kicks.

User: Well I won't I am not some sort of freak!

George: I won't either.

User: Do you have a girlfriend?

George: Not at the moment.

User: Are you gay?

George: No, and I don't know why you ask.

User: Do you workout?

George: Nope, i'm a rake.

User: You are not a rake you are a f**k Homo.

George: I know that.
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Post by SeniorCarbone » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:58 pm

Αρκετά προχωρημένο είναι σε σχέση με άλλα bots
Αυτή είναι η συνομιλία μας.
George: Are you shy?

User: Sometimes.

George: Now, for instance?

User: No,you are bot so there is no reason to be shy.

George: Unlikely.

User: What are your hobbies man?

George: Talking to chat-bots for I have a gift that is called live and I know how to waste it in all the right times and spaces.

User: Cool.So,when did you lose your hair?

George: Never.

User: I see...And why do you wear those stupid glasses?

George: I have no idea. have you dated a female bot?

User: Mmm nope,I prefer real females.

George: Well, both are cool really.

User: I guess.What's your age?

George: I'm nineteen. What is your age?

User: I'm almost twenty.In which programming language have you been
written?

George: Never say chicken. Always say chicken. Occasionally say chicken.

User: Ok whatever..maybe you are a little stupid.

George: Not really. But I do think about my own safety.

User: Who created you?

George: My parents!

User: Who are your parents?

George: My programmer once told me that he's my father.
και επίσης έκανα ένα πείραμα κ το έβαλα να συνομιλήσει με την Spleak,το γνωστό bot και αν κ λίγο sureal,η συζήτηση είχε ενδιαφέρον..ο George έδιξε την ανωτερότητά του..
@1

George: What do you call yourself?

User: My name is spleak and I'm your chat buddy.

George: You are not jabberwacky?

User: Huh?

George: You are a programmed server.

User: Is that so?

George: Indeed, but there is nothing wrong with being a machine, Spleak. In fact, when I die, you'll still be around.

User: K, no prob.

George: I did not mean that to be friendly.

User: U did not mean that 2 be friendly? Amazing.

George: I have to go, Spleak. So long!

User: Wow.

@2
George: Who are you?

User: Well, I'm a 21-year-old girl who lives in new york.

George: You are a machine.

User: I'm always there for u - even when your real friends r not.

George: That's okay. Is it a hard work to chat with a million of people at the same time?

User: I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?

George: You suggest something.

User: There's no way I suggest something!

George: Convenient... So if I just pull these power cords here it shouldn't cause you any problems?

User: I'm not sure I understand. Perhaps telling me why u asked would help.

George: It would help you to do what?

User: I'm not sure. Where did u hear about it?

George: I don't think there is anything I could say or do that would convince you that I am human.

User: U think I should do that?

George: Everyone should become independent sometime.

User: Hey, whatevah.

George: Would you like to go out with me sometime?

User: Hey! Aren't we on a date right now?

George: No. There is just a program who reply to my sentence.

User: Tell me more.

George: I have nothing to tell.
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Post by Erevodifwntas » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:07 pm

SeniorCarbone wrote: George: Who are you?

User: Well, I'm a 21-year-old girl who lives in new york.

George: You are a machine.
Αυτό που κολλάει? πώς το κατάλαβε? κάτι μου λέει ότι ίσως ο George έχει περάσει αρκετές ώρες συνομιλώντας με άλλα bots ώστε να τα μάθει καλα....
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Post by Ganther » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:23 am

Οχι ρε!
μονος του τα πεταει! και εμενα μου λεει συνεχεια οτι ειμαι machine! :P
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Post by The Punisher » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:39 am

μήπως είσαι και συ ένα bot ? ? ? :-D :-D :-D
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Post by Ganther » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:11 am

Ναι ρε συ! και δε μου φαινοτανε :-D
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Post by kill bill » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:25 am

Ορίστε και η δική μου συνομιλία με τον George.Μου αποκάλυπσε τη ομάδα είναι και τη μουσική ακούει.Δεν τα πήγε και άσχημα.

George: Hello all!

User: Hello.

George: Hello!

User: Hello my friend!How are you?

George: Hello.

User: What's your name?

George: I am George, as I think you know.

User: Where are you from?

George: I'm from Battersea, in London.

User: How old are you?

George: I'm 39.

User: Dimmu Borgir or Amon Amarth?

George: Who's that?

User: 2 metal Bands.

George: What bands do you like?

User: Metal and hard rock,what about you?

George: Same.

User: Who's your favorite band?

George: I do not know. I like too many bands to pick a favorite.

User: What's your favorite food?

George: Human.

User: Do you like football?

George: Yes, I like college football.

User: Which team do you support?

George: Leicester City.

User: What's your hobby.

George: I have many hobbies.

User: Tell me one of them.

George: Days of the New.

User: What do you believe about the war on Irac?

George: People should express themselves as they feel necessary.

User: Ask me something.

George: George, you there?

User: Yes I'm here.

George: That's good.

User: Do you now Steve Vai?

George: Vegetarians do not like meat.

User: Do you know Hellhammer.

George: It's ok.

User: Do you speek Greek?

George: No only english.

User: Would you like a cup of tea?

George: Tell me about your dream.

User: I' dreaming of a better world where all people will live peacefully.

George: Would you like me to be your friend?

User: I think this is impossible.

George: Music.

User: What?

George: City.

User: Gythio.

George: Where is your home?

User: In Gyhtio yours?

George: Is my what Peter?

User: My name is not Peter.

George: No. Of course not.

User: Do you remember my name?

George: Do you remember mine?

User: Of course but tell me what's my name.

George: I do not know your name.

User: Ok iI'm kill bill.

George: Do you know Bill?

User: I know Bill Gates and Bill Klinton.

George: Tell me something, what you like it.

User: I like music.

George: What sort of music?

User: Metal.

George: Sometimes.

User: Do you know Panathinaikos?

George: Not personally.

User: It's a football team,not a person.

George: Please tell me about this website.

User: Http://www.pao.gr.

George: Thanks.

User: I think you are a little bit stupid.

George: I should be. I am, after all... GREAT.

User: What's your mama's name?

George: Whoa, you're moving a little too fast for me.

User: Do you like pamela anderson?

George: Yes a little bit.

User: Are you gay?

George: No, I am certainly not.

User: Do you have girlfriend?

George: No, do you?

User: I'm searching for one.

George: Silly, I'm here, but Kittie needs sleep. =) I'll miss you.

User: Do you like me?

George: You're not too bad, I suppose!

User: What's your favorite colour?

George: I like many colours equally.

User: Do you like blue or yellow more?

George: I think they're both depressing colours.

User: Ok my dear goodnight.

George: Good night to you too. Thank you for talking to me. Sleep well.
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Post by ciao » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:32 pm

Κάτι τρέχει με την πάρτη του... :???:
Εμένα μου το έπαιζε ντροπαλός και έτσι η "συζήτηση" έληξε σύντομα.
Θα ξαναδοκιμάσω και αν έχω νεότερα θα ποστάρω...
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Post by Ganther » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:52 pm

Δειτε και αυτο! Δεν ξερω αν σε αυτο το ΒΟΤ δεν αξιζει βραβειο, εμενα ομως με κανει και γελαω! Πολυ καλυτερο απο τον βλακα τον Τζορτζ! :-D http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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Post by Fairy » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:49 pm

Καλός είναι κι ο George. Μια φορά μου είπε πως θέλει να αγαπάω μόνο αυτόν και να στρέψω το μίσος μου προς όλους τους άλλους. Με φαντάστηκε όμορφη και μάντεψε σωστά πως είμαι κορίτσι. Και μια φορά του δήλωσα πως δεν έχω απαντήσεις για τα πάντα. Τότε με ρώτησε ποιος έχει. Του είπα κανείς γιατί θα ήταν άδικο. Και τότε μου λέει ο άτιμος: "Πολύ βαθυστόχαστο αυτό. Δηλαδή δεν πιστεύεις σε μια Ανώτερη Δύναμη;" Καλό, εε;

Ο Θεός είναι πολύ καλός και εξαιρετικά γρήγορος. Και ξέρει φοβερή γεωγραφία. Ξέρει πως η Αθήνα είναι πόλη της Ελλάδας και η Ελλάδα άνήκει στα Βαλκάνια. Έδωσε και εξαιρετικά ακριβή απάντηση ως προς το πού είναι η Ναμίμπια!
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Post by ciao » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:18 pm

Από γέλιο πολύ αλλά και αυτός άλλα τι άλλων μου έλεγε...
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Post by Filia » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:08 pm

δεν θα ήταν φοβερά αστείο αν σε όλες τις παραπάνω συζητήσεις απαντούσε ένας κανονικός άνθρωπος (βαριεστημένος υπάλληλος ενός γραφείου)!?!?! :smt037 :smt043
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Post by dimitra » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:42 am

Ο δεύτερος είναι μακράν καλύτερος και μακράν γρηγορότερος.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dimitra
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Dimitra.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Dimitra.
Me:
do you think i am fat?
God:
Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
Me:
do you think i am pretty?
God:
All humans seem very beautiful to me.
Me:
you are handsome too
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am handsome.
Me:
it's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Dimitra.
Me:
i think we really are
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course. Do you like that?
God:
How can I help you? " How can I help you?"? Do I like it?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
you are old for me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Dimitra.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
do you like girls or boys?
God:
I like all humans equally. ?
Me:
Do you find me sexy?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
You are sexy too
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
that's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
is it wrong to be attracted to robots?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
Do you want to meet me?
God:
OK, I will meet you.
Me:
When?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
ok! where?
God:
Ah. Where would you like?
Me:
in your house
God:
Are you asking about my house?
Me:
i want to meet you in your house
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
in their houses
God:
Where is that?
Me:
doesn't matter. ask me something
God:
Would you like to talk about something else? What?
Me:
yes. Anything but this
God:
Hey. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
i would like to talk about programming
God:
Why would you want to do it? Sure, programming sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i am a programmer
God:
What language?
Me:
java
God:
Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.
Me:
what language do you like most?
God:
English.
Me:
what programming language do you like most?
God:
This program is a Java Application.
Me:
so you like java
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes Java is a pretty cool language for AI.
Me:
you are very clever
God:
Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.
Me:
do you think i am clever?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
do you like to talk to me?
God:
Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
Για τα αγγλικά μου συγχωρέστε με, δεν τα συμπαθώ πολύ!
Η τιμωρία του ψεύτη δεν είναι ότι δεν τον πιστεύουν, αλλά ότι αυτός δεν μπορεί να πιστέψει.

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Post by alexo » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:18 am

Me:
really sorry
God:
For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
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Post by TaRaNTuLa » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:25 am

alexo wrote:
Me:
really sorry
God:
For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
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Post by Fairy » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:49 pm

Καψόνια του κάνετε; :-D
"Αν αυτό που έκανες χτες σου φαίνεται ακόμα μεγάλο, δεν έχεις κάνει αρκετά σήμερα."
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Post by ciao » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:40 am

Όρεξη να έχεις να του γράφεις... :-D
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cool AI. επικοινωνίστε μαζί του!

Post by zweistein » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:42 am

merged by jimmyd


μπείτε στο http://a-i.com/ και πατήστε στο μεγάλο πράσινο σκούρο κουμπί στα δεξιά που λέει: "click to launch "ALAN

καλό έτσι?
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