Old man in hospital...
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:11 pm
he is terminally ill and his wife is by his bedside.
"come here" he says to her "I want to tell you something"
"what is it darling?" she asks
"Whatever I've been through, you've always been there for me"
"When I lost my job, you were there for me"
"When I got robbed, you were there"
"When my best friend died, you were by my side"
"When my son got jailed for life for murdering my daughter, you were there"
"Now I've developed cancer, and you are still here"
"I want to tell you something"
"What is it dear?" she whispers with tears in her eyes
"I think you're bad luck. Why don't you just f**k off!"
"come here" he says to her "I want to tell you something"
"what is it darling?" she asks
"Whatever I've been through, you've always been there for me"
"When I lost my job, you were there for me"
"When I got robbed, you were there"
"When my best friend died, you were by my side"
"When my son got jailed for life for murdering my daughter, you were there"
"Now I've developed cancer, and you are still here"
"I want to tell you something"
"What is it dear?" she whispers with tears in her eyes
"I think you're bad luck. Why don't you just f**k off!"