A hippie spies a pretty young nun on the bus. He sitsdown next to her, and asks "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies,"I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the nextstop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?" says thehippie.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, andpop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to giveit a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the nextTuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood lowabout his face. "Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question,but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to loseher virginity.
God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way withher. As he finishes,he jumps up and throws back his hood with aflourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"
