Why worry?

MiRacLe^f · Post by **MiRacLe^f** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:08 pm

Why worry ?

There are only two things to worry about.
Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is
nothing to worry about .
But if you are sick, there are two
things to worry about .
Either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing
to worry about.
If you die, there are only two
things to worry about.
Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.

If you go to Heaven, there is
nothing to worry about ,
But if you go to Hell, you will be so
damn busy shaking hands with
friends , you won’t have time to worry.

PASCAL · Post by **PASCAL** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:12 pm

Το "Αν" είναι;

MiRacLe^f · Post by **MiRacLe^f** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:17 pm

Σε ποιο 'Αν' αναφέρεσαι ? Δεν κατάλαβα

Post by **theo_** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:32 am

στο "Αν" του Κιπλινγκ μάλλον..

ΑΝ το ρώτησες σοβαρά ΟΧΙ δεν είναι το γνήσιο "Αν"
ΑΝ οχι δεν χρειάστηκε η απάντηση μου..

PASCAL · Post by **PASCAL** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:18 am

Σε μιά σελίδα βρήκα αυτό:

Joke Number 503
Irish Philosophy

There are only 2 things to worry about
Either u r well or u r sick.

if u r well then there's nothing to worry about..
but if u r sick
There r 2 things to worry about

either u will get well or u will die
if u get well
there is nothing to worry about
if u die
There r 2 things to worry about

either u will go to heaven or hell
if u go to heaven there is nothing to worry about
but if u go to hell...

You'll be so busy shaking hands with friends
You won't have time to worry!

Άρα, μάλλον δεν είναι το "Αν" του Κίπλινγκ.

zweistein · Post by **zweistein** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:03 pm

if
___then
_______else

omg πάλι με java τα έμπλεξα.... :s

Post by **PaP** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:14 pm

Heaver or Hell

Ξεπεράστε τα αυτές τις αηδίες παιδιά...

Imagine there is no heaven, it is easy if you try

zweistein · Post by **zweistein** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:27 pm

heaven & hell.... και τα 2 είναι πάνω στη Γη. τα ζούμε καθημερινά κ μπορώ σου φέρω πολλά παραδείγματα.

MiRacLe^f · Post by **MiRacLe^f** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:32 pm

It's just a joke !

AnINffected · Post by **AnINffected** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:11 pm

Εν οίδα, οτί ουδέν οίδα.

ciao · Post by **ciao** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:01 pm

Το κάψαμε λίγο?