Καλύτερη Ατάκα
- maxthebest
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Re: Καλύτερη Ατάκα
παραθετο και εγω μερικα που μου αρεσαν :
Random Intern: "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power!"
Russ Cargill: "Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."
Simulant: Guess what? (Pulls out hunting knife.) I lied.
Lister: Guess what? (Allows pole to slide from the arm of his jacket.) So did I.
Simulant: But I lied twice. (Pulls out a handgun.)
Lister: I didn't think of that.
Matrix: Hey Sully! Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Sully: Yes. That's right Matrix, you did!
Matrix: I lied. (Matrix kills himself first, before killing sully)
Ted Kennedy: Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No...oh, I see what you're doing. You're quoting one of my movies!
Kennedy: I lied.
Arnold: I know how it goes!
(arnold kills himself before kennedy can kill him)
Riker: "She's really beating the stuffing out of him. What should we do?"
Worf: "Sell tickets, sir."
Haley: Hey, wait a minute — aren't dark elves evil?
Nale: Oh, my, no. Not since they became a player race. Now the whole species consists of nothing but Chaotic Good rebels, yearning to throw off the reputation of their evil kin.
Haley: Evil kin? Didn't you just say they were all Chaotic Good?
Nale: Details.
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Random Intern: "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power!"
Russ Cargill: "Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."
Simulant: Guess what? (Pulls out hunting knife.) I lied.
Lister: Guess what? (Allows pole to slide from the arm of his jacket.) So did I.
Simulant: But I lied twice. (Pulls out a handgun.)
Lister: I didn't think of that.
Matrix: Hey Sully! Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Sully: Yes. That's right Matrix, you did!
Matrix: I lied. (Matrix kills himself first, before killing sully)
Ted Kennedy: Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No...oh, I see what you're doing. You're quoting one of my movies!
Kennedy: I lied.
Arnold: I know how it goes!
(arnold kills himself before kennedy can kill him)
Riker: "She's really beating the stuffing out of him. What should we do?"
Worf: "Sell tickets, sir."
Haley: Hey, wait a minute — aren't dark elves evil?
Nale: Oh, my, no. Not since they became a player race. Now the whole species consists of nothing but Chaotic Good rebels, yearning to throw off the reputation of their evil kin.
Haley: Evil kin? Didn't you just say they were all Chaotic Good?
Nale: Details.
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Ούτοι συνέχθειν, αλλά συμφιλείν έφυν (Αντιγόνη στοίχος 523) =
Δεν γεννήθηκα για να συμμερίζομαι το μίσος , αλλά για να αγαπώ και να με αγαπούν.
Δεν γεννήθηκα για να συμμερίζομαι το μίσος , αλλά για να αγαπώ και να με αγαπούν.
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Re: Καλύτερη Ατάκα
Δν τα διαβασα ολα, αλλά ελπίζω να βάλετε κ τπτ απο Al pacino, eee??
"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" Devils Advocate
"Im in the dark here" Scent of a woman
και βασικά όλα απο τό scarface!!! "Say hello to my little friend" και δε συμμαζεύεται.. cheers!
"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" Devils Advocate
"Im in the dark here" Scent of a woman
και βασικά όλα απο τό scarface!!! "Say hello to my little friend" και δε συμμαζεύεται.. cheers!
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Reason: removed greeklish
Reason: removed greeklish
Look but dont touch.
Touch but dont taste.
Taste but dont swallow.
Touch but dont taste.
Taste but dont swallow.
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"Πορτοκαλάδα θέλετε;Από πορτοκάλια;;"
Από την ταινία "Τα κίτρινα γάντια" .
Όταν τη λέει στο τέλος ειδικά..
Από την ταινία "Τα κίτρινα γάντια" .
Dexter Morgan wrote: "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" Devils Advocate
Όταν τη λέει στο τέλος ειδικά..
My dream is to fly,over the rainbow ..so high..
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Και πέφτει στο καπάκι "Paint It Black"ninaT wrote:Dexter Morgan wrote: "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" Devils Advocate
Όταν τη λέει στο τέλος ειδικά..
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Autobots... Transform and roll out....!!! (τζ τζ τζ τζ τζ... )
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netharis wrote:Και πέφτει στο καπάκι "Paint It Black"ninaT wrote:Dexter Morgan wrote: "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin" Devils Advocate
Όταν τη λέει στο τέλος ειδικά..
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Πρέπει να ομολογήσω πως δεν το γνώριζα το τραγούδι( )αλλά από χθές δεν έχω σταματήσει να το ακούω!!
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[quote="Al Pacino in "The Godfather""]
My name is Michael Corleone. Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.
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[quote="Marlon Brando in "The Godfather""]
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you were a serious man, to be treated with respect. But I must say no to you and let me give you my reasons. It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was drugs instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice. But drugs, that's a dirty business.
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[quote="Louis Guss in "The Godfather""]
[about the "white power"]
I don't want it near schools! I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
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My name is Michael Corleone. Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.
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[quote="Marlon Brando in "The Godfather""]
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you were a serious man, to be treated with respect. But I must say no to you and let me give you my reasons. It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was drugs instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice. But drugs, that's a dirty business.
[/quote]
[quote="Louis Guss in "The Godfather""]
[about the "white power"]
I don't want it near schools! I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
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Σάκη και την επόμενη κυριακή περιμένω ατάκες!!!
No matter what kind of sadness envelops the darkness of our despair, if you put one foot in front of the other, at some point you will reach a place where you can see the light.
In heaven or earth, no matter to where we progress, no matter where we walk, that becomes our road.
As long as we keep walking the battle will continue.
And that is exactly why this place will always be a paradise
In heaven or earth, no matter to where we progress, no matter where we walk, that becomes our road.
As long as we keep walking the battle will continue.
And that is exactly why this place will always be a paradise
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δυστυχως δν θυμαμαι το ονομα της ταινιας, μιας κ ημουν διακοπες κ απλα εκανα zapping...αλλα σε μια ελληνικη ταινια π ειχε (θα προσπαθησω να το μεταφερω οσο καλυτερα μπορω, αν κ εγκυομαι οτι στη ταινια σκας στα γελια οταν τη λενε)
ηταν μια σκηνη με ενα δικαστηριο, γ να αποφασισουν για τη κηδεμονια ενος μωρου που το χε παρατησει η μητερα του, κ το χε μαζεψει καποιος περαστικος..τεσπα, καπου ανακρινεται ενας γερος κ τον ρωτανε "μπας κ ειναι δικο σου το παιδι??" η κατι παρομοιο που φερει παρομοια απαντηση, κ αυτος αρνειται, ριχνοντας ευθυνη στη ριμαδα τη βαρυτητα της γης, που ακομα κ αν ηθελε σ αυτη την ηλικια να κανει αυτος παιδι, αυτη τα τραβαει ολα προς τα κατω, κ φυσικα δν τον αφησε...
ηταν μια σκηνη με ενα δικαστηριο, γ να αποφασισουν για τη κηδεμονια ενος μωρου που το χε παρατησει η μητερα του, κ το χε μαζεψει καποιος περαστικος..τεσπα, καπου ανακρινεται ενας γερος κ τον ρωτανε "μπας κ ειναι δικο σου το παιδι??" η κατι παρομοιο που φερει παρομοια απαντηση, κ αυτος αρνειται, ριχνοντας ευθυνη στη ριμαδα τη βαρυτητα της γης, που ακομα κ αν ηθελε σ αυτη την ηλικια να κανει αυτος παιδι, αυτη τα τραβαει ολα προς τα κατω, κ φυσικα δν τον αφησε...
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There /pat there /pat. Η θεληση ειναι που μετραει.Xrhstos_kiP wrote:δυστυχως δν θυμαμαι το ονομα της ταινιας, μιας κ ημουν διακοπες κ απλα εκανα zapping...αλλα σε μια ελληνικη ταινια π ειχε (θα προσπαθησω να το μεταφερω οσο καλυτερα μπορω, αν κ εγκυομαι οτι στη ταινια σκας στα γελια οταν τη λενε)
ηταν μια σκηνη με ενα δικαστηριο, γ να αποφασισουν για τη κηδεμονια ενος μωρου που το χε παρατησει η μητερα του, κ το χε μαζεψει καποιος περαστικος..τεσπα, καπου ανακρινεται ενας γερος κ τον ρωτανε "μπας κ ειναι δικο σου το παιδι??" η κατι παρομοιο που φερει παρομοια απαντηση, κ αυτος αρνειται, ριχνοντας ευθυνη στη ριμαδα τη βαρυτητα της γης, που ακομα κ αν ηθελε σ αυτη την ηλικια να κανει αυτος παιδι, αυτη τα τραβαει ολα προς τα κατω, κ φυσικα δν τον αφησε...
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"you got red on you"
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Talk to my butt. Cause he's the only one who gives a crap!!
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Πιστεύω αξίζει τρελά και η "Gator's bitches better be using jimmies! απο Τhe Other Guys
Oι άνθρωποι δεν πρέπει να φοβούνται τις κυβερνήσεις, οι κυβερνήσεις πρέπει να φοβούνται τους ανθρώπους...