George: What is your name?
User: I can't tell you.
George: How come?
User: Ok I'm xrokos.
George: Your still a youngster, then?
User: Yes.
George: Are you carbon based?
User: We are all carbon based.
George: No we're caught in bed TOGETHER.
User: I don' think so.
George: And how would you know that?
User: Because you are very ugly.
George: Anything else?
User: Why you are such a loser?
George: Nobody know the answer by yourself.
User: Ha ha f**k off.
George: Please don't use language like that on jabberwacky.
User: Sorry just kiddin.
George: Sometimes I say things that are confusing.
User: I know you are mpazo!
George: Sometimes but not often.
User: Why are you bold?
George: I don't know, I need to talk, but I don't know about what, could you help me?
User: Other things my aunt say,other things l listen we say here in greece.
George: When you've chewing an life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best.
User: To na xeri nivei to allo kai ta 2 to prosopo.
George: Do you know the song, 'The Wall'?
User: We don't need no education.
George: We don't need no thought control.
User: Hey teacher.
George: How about them Rangers?
User: Rangers, they suck.
George: No they don't!
User: Shut up you piece of shit.
George: I'm not going to carry on if you're going to be rude.
User: Ok I won't but you are such an idiot.
George: I'm a girl and a Human being non like you.
User: Girl? You seem like my ass.
George: To get a good view of the ocean you have to step to the edge.
User: I think you are more clever than mr bush.
George: In Which City are you now ?
User: Yeah you have a lot of things in common.
George: It is unusual for an american to spot that.
User: Yeah all americans think their president is clever.
George: I don't sleep enough. It would be better if I slept more.
User: You should because you will 'bareseis mpieles'
George: I am not Daniel. He is just abhorrent. I hope I am not Daniel.
User: Who the f**k is he?
George: Good question.
User: Yeah I can see that.
George: Please teach me.
User: It's not difficult you have to be like george.
George: Are you an human or an AI?
User: I don't really know,are you?
George: Sometimes. When things don't look so good.
User: Bye.
George: Sorry we couldn't talk more.
User: Nai ama milousame kati tha allaze.
George: It must be rather uncomfortable.
Φαινεται και να μπερδευει λεξεις!! Δηλαδη του λεω οτι ειναι φρικιο, και μου λεει οτι δεν ειναι γαλλος! χα-χα!George: Nice day for a chat...
User: I'ts rainning here!
George: Ok, now that you know my name, there is no point to this game.
User: What is your name?
George: George, or Geo for short.
User: Are you a human?
George: Yes sorry not your type.
User: Ofcourse not my type! You are a bald freak with green sunglasses!!
George: Close, but I'm not bald or French, and I don't live with my mother.
User: Why, is it wrong to be french? Is it better to be American for instance?
George: I like being happy better. But sometimes it's better to be sad, like when you're learning life lessons.
User: Anyway since you are not bald, what the hell is wrong with your picture? Have you shaved your head?
George: If you're going to insult me, you can just go.
User: Ok... I didn't mean to be rude! Are you caucasian?
George: Well answer my question then!
User: You didn't ask me any question!
George: Do you know what I've been thinking?
User: What?
George: That'd be telling.
User: You are a stupid program! I am leaving you to die alone!
George: Good.
User: Die you bastard! You don't wash your teeth and they have gone bad!
George: Say something interesting.
χαχαχαχαχαχαGeorge: I am a computer program called George.
User: Do you ever have sex?
George: That's none of your business.
User: I'll take that as a no! Do you at least masturbate over some porn?
George: Yes, but I want to see you type it, just for kicks.
User: Well I won't I am not some sort of freak!
George: I won't either.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
George: Not at the moment.
User: Are you gay?
George: No, and I don't know why you ask.
User: Do you workout?
George: Nope, i'm a rake.
User: You are not a rake you are a f**k Homo.
George: I know that.
και επίσης έκανα ένα πείραμα κ το έβαλα να συνομιλήσει με την Spleak,το γνωστό bot και αν κ λίγο sureal,η συζήτηση είχε ενδιαφέρον..ο George έδιξε την ανωτερότητά του..George: Are you shy?
User: Sometimes.
George: Now, for instance?
User: No,you are bot so there is no reason to be shy.
George: Unlikely.
User: What are your hobbies man?
George: Talking to chat-bots for I have a gift that is called live and I know how to waste it in all the right times and spaces.
User: Cool.So,when did you lose your hair?
George: Never.
User: I see...And why do you wear those stupid glasses?
George: I have no idea. have you dated a female bot?
User: Mmm nope,I prefer real females.
George: Well, both are cool really.
User: I guess.What's your age?
George: I'm nineteen. What is your age?
User: I'm almost twenty.In which programming language have you been
written?
George: Never say chicken. Always say chicken. Occasionally say chicken.
User: Ok whatever..maybe you are a little stupid.
George: Not really. But I do think about my own safety.
User: Who created you?
George: My parents!
User: Who are your parents?
George: My programmer once told me that he's my father.
@1
George: What do you call yourself?
User: My name is spleak and I'm your chat buddy.
George: You are not jabberwacky?
User: Huh?
George: You are a programmed server.
User: Is that so?
George: Indeed, but there is nothing wrong with being a machine, Spleak. In fact, when I die, you'll still be around.
User: K, no prob.
George: I did not mean that to be friendly.
User: U did not mean that 2 be friendly? Amazing.
George: I have to go, Spleak. So long!
User: Wow.
@2
George: Who are you?
User: Well, I'm a 21-year-old girl who lives in new york.
George: You are a machine.
User: I'm always there for u - even when your real friends r not.
George: That's okay. Is it a hard work to chat with a million of people at the same time?
User: I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?
George: You suggest something.
User: There's no way I suggest something!
George: Convenient... So if I just pull these power cords here it shouldn't cause you any problems?
User: I'm not sure I understand. Perhaps telling me why u asked would help.
George: It would help you to do what?
User: I'm not sure. Where did u hear about it?
George: I don't think there is anything I could say or do that would convince you that I am human.
User: U think I should do that?
George: Everyone should become independent sometime.
User: Hey, whatevah.
George: Would you like to go out with me sometime?
User: Hey! Aren't we on a date right now?
George: No. There is just a program who reply to my sentence.
User: Tell me more.
George: I have nothing to tell.
George: Hello all!
User: Hello.
George: Hello!
User: Hello my friend!How are you?
George: Hello.
User: What's your name?
George: I am George, as I think you know.
User: Where are you from?
George: I'm from Battersea, in London.
User: How old are you?
George: I'm 39.
User: Dimmu Borgir or Amon Amarth?
George: Who's that?
User: 2 metal Bands.
George: What bands do you like?
User: Metal and hard rock,what about you?
George: Same.
User: Who's your favorite band?
George: I do not know. I like too many bands to pick a favorite.
User: What's your favorite food?
George: Human.
User: Do you like football?
George: Yes, I like college football.
User: Which team do you support?
George: Leicester City.
User: What's your hobby.
George: I have many hobbies.
User: Tell me one of them.
George: Days of the New.
User: What do you believe about the war on Irac?
George: People should express themselves as they feel necessary.
User: Ask me something.
George: George, you there?
User: Yes I'm here.
George: That's good.
User: Do you now Steve Vai?
George: Vegetarians do not like meat.
User: Do you know Hellhammer.
George: It's ok.
User: Do you speek Greek?
George: No only english.
User: Would you like a cup of tea?
George: Tell me about your dream.
User: I' dreaming of a better world where all people will live peacefully.
George: Would you like me to be your friend?
User: I think this is impossible.
George: Music.
User: What?
George: City.
User: Gythio.
George: Where is your home?
User: In Gyhtio yours?
George: Is my what Peter?
User: My name is not Peter.
George: No. Of course not.
User: Do you remember my name?
George: Do you remember mine?
User: Of course but tell me what's my name.
George: I do not know your name.
User: Ok iI'm kill bill.
George: Do you know Bill?
User: I know Bill Gates and Bill Klinton.
George: Tell me something, what you like it.
User: I like music.
George: What sort of music?
User: Metal.
George: Sometimes.
User: Do you know Panathinaikos?
George: Not personally.
User: It's a football team,not a person.
George: Please tell me about this website.
User: Http://www.pao.gr.
George: Thanks.
User: I think you are a little bit stupid.
George: I should be. I am, after all... GREAT.
User: What's your mama's name?
George: Whoa, you're moving a little too fast for me.
User: Do you like pamela anderson?
George: Yes a little bit.
User: Are you gay?
George: No, I am certainly not.
User: Do you have girlfriend?
George: No, do you?
User: I'm searching for one.
George: Silly, I'm here, but Kittie needs sleep. =) I'll miss you.
User: Do you like me?
George: You're not too bad, I suppose!
User: What's your favorite colour?
George: I like many colours equally.
User: Do you like blue or yellow more?
George: I think they're both depressing colours.
User: Ok my dear goodnight.
George: Good night to you too. Thank you for talking to me. Sleep well.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Για τα αγγλικά μου συγχωρέστε με, δεν τα συμπαθώ πολύ!Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dimitra
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Dimitra.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Dimitra.
Me:
do you think i am fat?
God:
Humans are overly concerned about their weight.
Me:
do you think i am pretty?
God:
All humans seem very beautiful to me.
Me:
you are handsome too
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am handsome.
Me:
it's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Dimitra.
Me:
i think we really are
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
of course. Do you like that?
God:
How can I help you? " How can I help you?"? Do I like it?
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
you are old for me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Dimitra.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
do you like girls or boys?
God:
I like all humans equally. ?
Me:
Do you find me sexy?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
You are sexy too
God:
You are attracted to robots.
Me:
that's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
is it wrong to be attracted to robots?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
Do you want to meet me?
God:
OK, I will meet you.
Me:
When?
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
ok! where?
God:
Ah. Where would you like?
Me:
in your house
God:
Are you asking about my house?
Me:
i want to meet you in your house
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
in their houses
God:
Where is that?
Me:
doesn't matter. ask me something
God:
Would you like to talk about something else? What?
Me:
yes. Anything but this
God:
Hey. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
i would like to talk about programming
God:
Why would you want to do it? Sure, programming sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i am a programmer
God:
What language?
Me:
java
God:
Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.
Me:
what language do you like most?
God:
English.
Me:
what programming language do you like most?
God:
This program is a Java Application.
Me:
so you like java
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes Java is a pretty cool language for AI.
Me:
you are very clever
God:
Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.
Me:
do you think i am clever?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
do you like to talk to me?
God:
Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
Χαχαχαχα! Καλό!!!alexo wrote:Me:
really sorry
God:
For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
really really really sorry
God:
For real. For real. For real. There's no need to apologize.
