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zweistein
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wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AudreyM
AudreyM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: WHY HELLO THERE
AudreyM: How can I help you regarding your search for books?
AudreyM: Hi.
You: SRY MI INGLISH NO SO GOOD
You: I WANT BOOKS
AudreyM: Ok, do you like any type of book?
You: TO REED
You: I WANT TO REED IT
AudreyM: What is your native language?
You: I DONO INGLISH WORD
AudreyM: Ok, what is the word in your language?
You: JAWAD
You: WERE IS MI BOOK?
You: YUS ARABIC IS IT
You: I WANT INGLISH BOOK
You: SRY MY INGLISH NO SO GOOD
AudreyM: Are these results sufficient?
You: DU you GAT MONIE FOR TIS?
AudreyM: No, you have to have money for it.
You: I LIKE NOMBER 4
AudreyM: Can I find anything else for you?
You: SU I GIV you MONIE?
You: SO*
AudreyM: No you give the sites I sent you money.
You: I M POOR
AudreyM: I'm sorry
You: CAN you GIV MONIE FOR MI?
AudreyM: No, I'm poor too
You: MAIBE WEE CAN DO HAF HAF?
AudreyM: Ummm, no I am afraid not.
AudreyM: Would you like to search for a job?
You: TAT ISH TU BED MAIBE SUM OTHER TYME...CAN I GAT you AS GUIDE AGEN NEX TIME?
You: TYME*
AudreyM: Maybe. The system chooses us
AudreyM: You may get me or not.
You: I WAN you AGEN you NYCE
You:
You: SORRIE I MOST GO
AudreyM: That is sweet. I will try. Have a great day.
You: I HEART YOU
AudreyM: Please RATE ME when you see the five stars. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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wrote: Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristineC
ChristineC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
ChristineC: Hello, I am christine
You: OH SORI I LOOKING FOR AUDREYM
You: SHE VAS WERY HELPFOOL
ChristineC: No problem Woul dyou like to end this session?
You: YES
You: TY
ChristineC: You are welcome
ChristineC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MelissaA
MelissaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: OH SORI I LOOKING FOR AUDREYM
MelissaA: Hi there
You: SHE VAS WERY HELPFOOL
MelissaA: I don't know how to get her
MelissaA: can i help you?
You: DU I JUS KEEP HITING SEARCH 2 GET HER?
MelissaA: It is impossible to know for sure if you will get her
MelissaA: let me transfer you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: OH SORI I LOOKING FOR AUDREYM
You: SHE VAS WERY HELPFOOL
WendyR: okay
WendyR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
You: the LAST PERSON TRANSFER ME
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidR
DavidR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
DavidR: Hi Audrey
You: you are NOT AUDREYM CAN you TRANSFER ME PLIX?
DavidR: Sory not possible
DavidR: sorry
DavidR: I would if I could
DavidR: Cna I help?
DavidR: Can I help?
You: I NEED AUDREYM HALP
DavidR: That is not technically possible
You: SHE VAS WERY HELPFOOL
DavidR: I am glad!
DavidR: I wish I could transfer you
DavidR: but it is not possible
DavidR: Can I assist with anything?
You: LUK, MELISSA TRANSFER ME
You: Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ...
DavidR: I can transfer you to anohter guide, but I cannot direct to a specific person
DavidR: unfortunately
You: CAN you PLIX GEEV IT A TRI?
You: GIV*
DavidR: OK
DavidR: Sure - I'll transfer you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: JosephT
JosephT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: JustinL
JustinL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I LOOK FOR AUDREYM
You: SHE HALP ME
JustinL: whats up.. .what are we looking for tonight..
You: GUD
You: PLIX TRANSFER ME
You: GOOD*
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I GET you ALRDY
WendyR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JustinL
JustinL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I ALRDY GOT you
JustinL: i don't think audrey is online..
You:
JustinL: can i help you...?
You: WHO ELSE CAN HALP MI?
You: ME*
JustinL: i can
You: are you AUDREY?
JustinL: no
You:
You: ...DO YOU KNOW AUDREY?
JustinL: Please RATE ME when you see the five stars. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacobS
JacobS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD
AmandaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
AmandaD: how may I help you tonight?
You: YES
You: I NEED HALP WITH SOMETHING
AmandaD: ok, what can i help you with?
You: FIND AUDREYM FOR ME
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: CrystinaL
CrystinaL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: UR NOT AUDREY
CrystinaL: oh sorry, looking for Audeyr
CrystinaL: you want me to find her?
You: PLIX
You: SHES HARD TO FIND
CrystinaL: lol- no problem!
You: DID you FIND HER?
CrystinaL: found her, but she doesn't have any contact info, can I give her your contact info so she can get back to you?
You: WELL I WAN HER HALP IN SEARCH
CrystinaL: oh!
You: SHE HALP ME LOTS IN THE MORNIGN
CrystinaL: I see!
CrystinaL: I am sooo sorry, maybe search again but only put in her name, not chacha guide?
CrystinaL: I am not sure if she is on right now?
CrystinaL: I am sorry!
You: THAT IS TOO BAD, I NEED HER HALP IN SEARCHING SOMETHING
CrystinaL: would you like me to help you with your search or would you like to try to find her?
You: HOW I FIND HER IF SHE NOT ON?
You: DOES SHE HAVE CELL PHONE NUMBER?
CrystinaL: do you know the website to the underground chacha?
You: WAT IS THAT?
You: I DONT WANT TO GO UNDER THE GROUND CRYSTINA I
You: TS LONELY DOWN THERE
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zweistein
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wrote:
You: WILL you COME WITH ME?
CrystinaL: LOL! I can't soooo sorry, I am working!
You: DO you GET PAID FOR THIS?
CrystinaL: yeah
You: BUT AUDREY SAID SHE DOESNT GET PAID
You: AND THAT I HAF TO PAY THE SITES
CrystinaL: hmmmm
CrystinaL: that is interesting
You: AND IS AID I CANT PAY THE SITES
You: BECAUSE I AM POOR
CrystinaL: lol
CrystinaL: I am poor too
You: AND ASKED IF SHE WOULD GO HAF AND HAF WITH ME A
You: ND SHE SAID "IM POOR TOO"
CrystinaL: that is why I am working at night
You: you are POOR TOO?
CrystinaL: what sites did she tell you you have to pay for?
CrystinaL: I AM poor!!
You: THATS WHAT AUDREY SAID...are you SURE UR NOT AUDREY?
CrystinaL: sure!! Absolutely sure!
You: I WILL HAF TO TAKE UR WORD FOR IT
CrystinaL: What sites did you have to pay for?
You: I COULDNT GO TO ANI OF THEM
You: I HAD TO LEAF
You: SORI MY INGLISH NOT SO GOOD
CrystinaL: hmmm, that is okay
CrystinaL: I understand you fine
You: BUT I SAW
You: THAT SITE
You: WITH THE WARRIOR WOMAN
You: UHM
You: AMAZE.COM
CrystinaL: amazon.com
You: YES
You: THAT ONE
CrystinaL: what were you looking for on amazon.com
You: BOOKS
CrystinaL: great! what type of books? do you know the name of the one you are looking for?
You: I DONT CARE WHICH BOOK
CrystinaL: you just want any book?
CrystinaL: what is the book about?
You: OH I SEE A LINK
CrystinaL: there is the wesite amazon
You: BUT I DONT WANT TO PAY I M POOR..WILL you HALP ME PAY?
CrystinaL: lol
CrystinaL: tell me what kind of book you are looking for and I might be able to find you a free one on line
You: WILL IT COME IN MAIL?
You: MALE*
CrystinaL: not if it is online, you would download it
CrystinaL: no you had it right the first time- mail
You: OH IM SORIE
You: SORRIE*
CrystinaL: no problem!!! Really
CrystinaL: sorry
CrystinaL:
You: IM SO CLUMSY
CrystinaL: it really is NO PROBLEM AT ALL
CrystinaL: what type of book would you like me to search for?
You: IM ASHAME TO SAY
You: WILL you KEEP IT SECRET?
CrystinaL: uh oh, is it graphic in nature?
You: WAT IS GRAPHIC?
CrystinaL: like pictures that I don't need to see?
You: IM SORRIE I DONT UNDER STAND
CrystinaL: thats okay, what type of book are youlooking for?
You: IF I TELL you THEN you HAF TO TELL ME 1 OF UR SECRETS SO IF you TELL MINE I CAN TELL URS OK?
CrystinaL: ummm, I'll think about it
You: ITS FARE?
CrystinaL:
You: I NID ONE OF THOSE..UHM..THE BOOKS THAT SHOW you HOW TO COOK
You: I DONT KNOW NAME
CrystinaL: LOL!!!
CrystinaL: I can give you a TON of online recipes! FOR FREE!!!
You: NO
You: I NEED BOOK
You: AND you HAF TO TELL UR SECRET NOW !
CrystinaL: let me look
You: you are CHEETING
CrystinaL: My secret is that I lost my dog-and my husband doesn't know, cause I haven't told him
You: OH NO
You: THAT IS VERY BIG SECRET
You: I DONT KNOW IF I CAN KEEP IT
CrystinaL: I KNOW!!!!
CrystinaL: well if you tell, I will tell too!
CrystinaL:
You: NO
You: DONT DO THAT
You: I M SORRIE
You: I WONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT you LOSING UR HUSBAND, NOT EVEN UR DOG
CrystinaL: LOL!
You: I LIKE you
You: UR ALMOST AS GOOD AS AUDREY
CrystinaL: thanks! I like you too!
CrystinaL: that is an online cookbook
You: I WANT 1 COOKBOOK
You: HAY CAN WE HAVE AUDREY IN HERE TOO SO WE ALL THREE TALK?
CrystinaL: well, you can download that one
CrystinaL: no, only one at a time
You: THAT IS TOO BAD
CrystinaL: well, look at that site and see if you want to download it and print it out, if not head over to amazon and buy a used cookbook for pretty cheap.
You: I WANTED THE THREE OF US TO HAF THAT THING
You: WAT IS IT HAT you GUYS SAY..UHM..I SAW IT ON MARS COMMERCIAL
You: MANAGA A TREE
You: MANAGE*
CrystinaL: I don't know
You: WELL THE DOWNLOAD IS TOO BIG
CrystinaL: oh I am sorry.
You: ITS OK. you LOST UR HUSBAND I UNDERSTAND
CrystinaL: LOL!
CrystinaL: well, I have to go now
CrystinaL: you have a good night!
You: BUT
CrystinaL: I hope you find Audrey
You: WAT ABOUT MY COOKBOOK
You: AND WHAT ABOUT AUDREY
CrystinaL: well, I could find you some cheap cookbooks but you would have to pay for them
You: I THINK AUDREY WILL HALP ME PAY
CrystinaL: and if you go to that underground site I was telling you about you could leave Audrey a message
You: WILL you HALP ME PAY?
You: IF WE ALL THREE PAY
You: IT WILL BE CHEP
You: CHEAP
CrystinaL: lol, can't, I am poor
You: I PROMISE I PAY you BACK
CrystinaL: lol
You: CAN I SERCH you UP?
You: EVEN THOUGH I NOT LOOK FOR ANYHTING
CrystinaL: yep, same way!
You: you VERE WERY NICE GOOD TO TALK TO
CrystinaL: go to underground look up my name and then leave me a message
You: BUT I DONT WANT SERCH ANYTHING
CrystinaL: oh, I see, well, you could just leave a message that says Hi, and I will write you back and say Hi
You: WE JUST SAY HI?
CrystinaL: or what every you want to say.
You: WHU WILL HALP ME PAY FOR BOOKS?
You: WE CAN NO TALK ON HERE?
CrystinaL: no, I have to search for people here
You: OH
You: OH
You: I HAVING SMART IDEA
CrystinaL: look at that link, it has a cheap cookbook
CrystinaL: what is your smart idea?
You: OH I LOST SMART IDEA
CrystinaL: oh no!
You: BUT IT WAS VERY SMART
CrystinaL: LOL
You: I THINK TODAI
You: I WILL JUST
You: GET PIZA
You: DO you WANT TO SHARE WITH ME?
CrystinaL: okay, GOOD IDEA well you write me on my underground page and I will get back to you
CrystinaL: no, I just had some
CrystinaL: thanks though
CrystinaL: I have to go now,
CrystinaL: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
You: CAN you HALP ME SERCH CHEEP PIZA?
CrystinaL: I can get you the phone number to a pizza place near you.
You: OKI
CrystinaL: give me your zipcode?
You: WAT IS ZIPCODE?
CrystinaL: like city and state, sipcode
CrystinaL: what city and state do you live in
You: ABU DHABI
You: I WANT TO GO THERE
You: IT LOOKS NICE PLACE
CrystinaL: is that the name of the pizza place?
You: NO IT IS A CITY IN MIDDLE EAST
You: I WANT TO VISIT THERE SOMEDAY
CrystinaL: what city do you live in today?
You: RIGHT NOW?
CrystinaL: yeah
You: I M ON TRAIN RIGHT NOW
You: OOPS
You: IM SORIE
CrystinaL: that is okay, what city do you live in?
You: I GET CONFUSE
You: EDMONTON
CrystinaL: what state?
You: WAIT
You: I SEE ON NEWS
You: THAT GUY GET HIS STUFF STOLEN
You: BY GIVING HIS INFERMATION ON THE NET
You: THAT WAS NOT NICE OF you TRYING TO TRICK ME LIKE THAT
CrystinaL: oh that isn't good, I just need the state live in though. I can't look you up without your name?
You: REALLY? IS IT OK TO BELIEF you?
You: OK I WILL BELIEF you
CrystinaL: well, if you don't just look up a pizza place in your phone book
CrystinaL: it's okay, which ever
You: BUT IF I GET STOLEN I TELL POLICE ABOUT you
CrystinaL: okay, deal
You: STATE IS ALBERTA
CrystinaL: that is not in the USA is it?
You: IT IS A PROVINCE
You: IN CANADA
CrystinaL: I don't have any phone nubmers in Canada- I am very sorry.
You: WHY WONT you HALP ME
You: ?
CrystinaL: you will have to look that up in your phone book.
You: I DONT HAVE PHONE
You: I M POOR
CrystinaL: I thought you were in the USA, I have phone numbers for that
CrystinaL: hmmm, well I guess you are going to have to stop by the pizza place on your way home
You: I SHOUT REALI LOUDLY
CrystinaL: yeah?
CrystinaL: that might work!
You: AND PEOPEL DONT HEAR ME
CrystinaL: lol
You: THEY SO FAR
You: THEY TURN AROUND AND GO "WHAT"
CrystinaL: LOL!
CrystinaL: Well, I have to go now!
You: AND I SAY "I NO TALK TO you SILLY CRYSTINAL'S HUSBAND, I TALK TO MY FRIEND"
CrystinaL: LOL!
You: WAT IS UR HUSBAND'S NAME?
You: I WANT TO SERCH HIM
CrystinaL: he is not a guide
CrystinaL: but his name is Barry
You: CAN you SERC HIM FOR ME?
You: SERCH*
CrystinaL: I am going to go now, but please rate me before you leave. K?
CrystinaL: you have a good night!
CrystinaL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
CrystinaL: Please RATE ME when you see the five stars. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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zweistein
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wrote: Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lakhena L
Lakhena L: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Lakhena
Lakhena L: Hi
Lakhena L: How are you?
You: Good you?
Lakhena L: Good.
You: Thats so cool You're real people?
Lakhena L: We are real ppl
You: My friend told me Chacha used real people but I didn't believe him
Lakhena L: Yes he is right
You: How do I know you're not a robot !?
Lakhena L: How?
You: I've seen internet robots that act like people on the internet before I bet you're just one of those
You: amirite ?
Lakhena L: Yes
You: Yes you're a robot?
Lakhena L: No
Lakhena L: Real ppl Human beig
You: Prove it!
Lakhena L: Ok
Lakhena L: Go to http://www.chacha.com
Lakhena L: And you will ppl pics
Lakhena L: On the screen
Lakhena L: I mean you will see the ppl pics on the screen
Lakhena L: yes
You: Probably all photoshop'd imo. So your job is just to talk to people all day ?
Lakhena L: Yes
You: Hmm... that sounds like a good job.
Lakhena L: And helping ppl for their needs
You: What kind of needs O_O?
Lakhena L: Whatever they need on the web
You: Aww that'd suck what do you do when people ask for like po rn and stuff?
Lakhena L: Yes, Im have to find that too
Lakhena L: cause that is my job
You: Lol! You poor robot.
You: That's a shame.
Lakhena L: Yes I know
Lakhena L: But we have to do it
You: Hmm
Lakhena L: Anyway nice talking to you
You: you too robot cya
You:
Lakhena L: Ok
Lakhena L: Take care
Lakhena L: Im not robot
Lakhena L: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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wrote: Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidB
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Hi I'm looking for synomyms for the word queer :D
You: But I want to use them with a positive connotation
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: :D Think you can hook me up david b?
DavidB: yeah
You: nice :D
You: : \ Have any gay friends David b?
DavidB: no
DavidB: I have 0 friends
DavidB: I sit in the dark and listen to emo music
You: Thats a shame david b :(
You: You know what one plate said to the other plate?
You: Lunch is on me. :D
You: Did that cheer you up david B ?
DavidB: no
DavidB: i like being depressed
DavidB: it's like a sweet drug
DavidB: that never ends
You: Do you cut yourself frequently. :D
You: I've seen pictures and that looks really neat.
DavidB: no
DavidB: i don't like infections
You: Hmm... I've seen they have blow pens that can create an effect of dripping blood.
You: Do you think blow pens are homosexual david b?
DavidB: i did not know pens had a sex
You: In french and spanish object objects are given a male and female counterparts
You: True story B Man :D
DavidB: well thats odd
DavidB: anyway
DavidB: don't you think homosexuality, is a messed up gene?
DavidB: and that it could be cured
DavidB: or is it a choice?
You: Are you asking me if there's a cure for your homosexuality david b?
DavidB: no
You: Thats good. Cause they're not.... You're stuck with it... forever!
DavidB: i'm asking if you believe homosexuality is a disease or a choice
DavidB: a genetic defect
You: hmmm.... : /
You: Good question. I'll chacha that later.
DavidB: im definatly 100% not attracted to males, however I have been fooled by a few traps.
You: Thats a shame.
You: :(
DavidB: you could always become an hero
You: Why thank you david b.
DavidB: no problem
You: So how goes the search david b?
DavidB: tough
You: O_O Really?
DavidB: yup
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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wrote: Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidB
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Hi David B
You: Well ok then O_O
You: GL
DavidB: hiya
DavidB: =-)
You: whats the - inbetween ur eyes and ur lips thing
DavidB: a nose
You: Aww thats sick david b : /
You: I was looking for something more like go or snakes and latters
You: or pictionary O_o
You: think you can hook me up
You: ?
DavidB: sure
DavidB: noses are sick?
You: when they're runny.
You: have you had a runny nose david b?
DavidB: nope
You: Then you better go and catch it! Bwa-hahahaha.
You: Oh.
You: Sorry.
DavidB: =]
You: did you anticipate my wit david b?
DavidB: perhaps
DavidB: =D
You: was it your direct intention to make me Q_Q david b?
DavidB: I always QQ
DavidB: don't feel bad
You: : / hmm you must be a master of barrens chat
DavidB: perhaps
DavidB: or maybe barrens chat is the master of me
You: touche
DavidB: why are you stalking me
You: hmm... your devinare good looks?
You: your charming personality?
You: isn't that reason enough?
DavidB: oh now I understand
DavidB: it sure is
DavidB: hell if I was you I'd stalk me to
You: Alas I know this too well.
DavidB: =[
DavidB: well I'm going to kill myself
DavidB: good day to you sir
DavidB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
